why ladies today are still single?

Why ladies today are still single?

1. the nice men are ugly

2. the handsome men are not nice

3. the handsome n nice men are gay

4. the handsome, nice n heterosexual men are married

5. the men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money

6. the men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money

7. the handsome men without money are after our money

8. the handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we r beautiful enough

9. the men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice n have money are cowards

10. the men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank god are heterosexual. are shy and never make the first move!!!

11. the men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiativeNOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

"men are like fine wine,
they all start out like grapes
and it's our job to stomp on them
and keep them in the dark until they mature into
something you'd like to have dinner with"

(erm..it is fun..but a bit true..mayb this is y i'm stil single
hey..guys dun angry la..jz for fun, jk jk..dun me.. i jz wana promote dat i'm stil single oni la, )